Weddings & Ceremonies by Rachel Green


Rachel Green,Two Small Words, Brisbane marriage celebrant officiates weddings in South East Queensland. She writes with warmth, romance, humour and enjoys new twists on old traditions.  



I’m an unnatural blonde (sshh!) who is fiercely loyal to my tribe but known to flip the bird at rude drivers. 

I’m married to a ridiculously smart husband who in his own opinion hasn’t aged a day since we met in Year 11 Math class. 

When I’m not penning tearjerker ceremonies, I keep busy trying to raise three socially conscious feminist kids and googling things I’ve forgotten.

I spend my pocket money on plants that mostly survive and if there’s any change left over, you can find me at the movies on Cheap Tuesday. 

I secretly wish I were Irish.

I have a tendency to over-use exclamation points when thumb typing and I suddenly start swearing profusely whenever I’m in the company of Canadians!!!

One day I will be a non-celebrity ambassador for Haagen Dazs and host a BBQ with Brandon Stanton, Sarah Kay, Jamie Oliver and Ellen as the guests of honour.  You can come too.