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Rachel Green

I’m an unnatural blonde (sshh!) who is fiercely loyal to my tribe but known to flip the bird at rude drivers. 

When I’m not penning bespoke ceremonies, I keep busy trying to raise three socially conscious feminist kids and googling things I pretend to know about.

I’m married to a ridiculously smart husband who (in his own opinion) hasn’t aged a day since I supposedly cheated off him in a maths exam. 

I secretly wish I were Irish.  I have a tendency to over-use emoticons in un-ironic ways.  And I suddenly start swearing profusely whenever I’m in the company of Canadians!!!

One day I will be a non-celebrity ambassador for Haagen Dazs and host a BBQ with Brandon Stanton, Sarah Kay, Trevor Noah and Brene Brown as the guests of honour.  You can come too.